Politically correct Holiday greetings

[Jim Dustin]

[b]For My Democratic Friends:[/b]
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress,non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western
Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to the placement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[b]For My Republican Friends:[/b]
Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

[b]For My Moderate Friends:[/b]
Please see above and flip a coin.

(Author unconfirmed)

[Stan Austin]

:mrgreen: Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!!!!!!!!

[Charyn Varkonyi]

or...

as my son once sent to me in a card designed to cover all events (perhaps fearing he would forget one?):

Merry St. Patriweeneasteving!!

(and a Happy New Year! :wink: )

Peace,
~Charyn

[Michael Compeau]

[quote="Stan Austin"]:mrgreen: Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!!!!!!!![/quote]

Hey, ...I'm not Irish! 8)

[Jim O'Bryan]

[quote="Michael Compeau"][quote="Stan Austin"]:mrgreen: Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!!!!!!!![/quote]

Hey, ...I'm not Irish! 8)[/quote]


Hey I am!

Ditto.



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[dl meckes]

I was asked by the author of a recent post in this forum to delete his post, which I have done.